When I first saw Jess, I instantly realized that I had just met the best seller of my life. Her skin glowed with a vibrant radiance that can only be described with one word: absolutely majestic (sorry, two words). She then broke the beautiful silence between us by proclaiming "it's ten dollars" - my body trembled. The hand to which I made this exchange was as soft and silky as the butt of a baby angel. No, it was softer. That one dusty ten dollar bill just became my golden ticket to Her. Awomen.